while sitting outside arizmendi bakery enjoying the sun and a couple of slices of their designer pizza, a woman who looked to be in her mid-20s exited the bakery and went running up the street.
since she was just average looking and not in possession of any special gluteal qualities, i normally would have shifted my gaze to other things. however, in the crotch area of her jeans i noticed that there was a somewhat round area darker than the rest of her jeans.
now it's possible that she chose an unfortunate wash for her jeans; or that she bought something off the irregular rack at marshalls and didn't notice where the irregularity took place
or that she lost urination control in the bakery and was now rushing home to change out of her piss soaked jeans and panties, hoping to avoid the notice of any percpetive onlookers.
mission failed.
2 comments:
a woman in her mid 20's isn't going to lose bladder control... she probably started her period a little early of forgot it was coming.
no, dear, women who lose bladder control are like me:
30, 4 kids, and can't ANYTHING in after the fourth sneeze, laughing too hard, coughing to hard, or squating too long...
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