1100 a.m. - upon checking my yahoo mail this morning, i received porno spam that used the word libidinous in the subject line. so whoever composed the message definitely studied sat vocab lists. interesting.
230 a.m. to 330 a.m. (?) - friend of mine took a lady home from the club and without letting his austin visitor staying with him and friend of ten years at the club by herself. unclassy behavior from a usually very stand-up guy. after she finally got him on the line, i ended up walking her back to his place and he swore that he told her before leaving. i'm certain he didn't, but he was shitfaced and i'm equally certain he thought he did.
1100 p.m. to 330 a.m. - one member of our fivesome acted like a complete tool the whole evening. i had met him briefly a while back, and though he never struck me as a superstar, i wouldn't have described him as a total bottom-feeder either. perhaps he was just shitcanned and having a day. sure hope so. as i walked the girl from austin home, he continually repeated that my friend had "gone to the bone yard". earlier, he mentioned getting shit streaks on your shirt while getting a lap dance at the market street cinema.
245 a.m. - programmed my number into a young lady's phone. then forgot to call myself. oops.
145 a.m. - finished the drinking portion of the night with a shot of well tequila -- after 10 drinks, it still tastes like shit and burns like a miami sunburn on a red-headed irish lass.
1130 p.m. - as a small measure of redemption, said tool did have this line: a marine without a gun is like a fat girl without titties. of course, he delivered that line during some pre-fight shit-talking at someone's engagement party. like i said, complete tool.
1030 p.m. - wrote some legalese for a company that i consult for and care nothing for at this point. so i guess i shouldn't care that i'm completely unqualified for the task.
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