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two accidental pregnancy comedies in one year (knocked up, juno). topic has hit the mainstream.

in honor of this, an excerpt from the drunkjaysfans blog about troubled, baby machine and part-time baseball player, elijah dukes.

The 22 year old ballplayer currently has five children by four different women.

As part of a previous commitment with the Tampa Bay Rays, Dukes was supposed to speak at a family planning event to raise awareness on the availability of contraceptives. However, he decided it would be better to pull out at the last possible second.

get it?