blue contacts, fake tits, and asian girls

i don't know much about the following: optometry and cosmetic surgery. but i do know this. if i were to own a practice in either of the aforementioned, i would put in place some cross-marketing for the other.

let's do some math.

boob jobs run anywhere from 3k to 15k depending on the reputation of the surgeon/artist. if you just split it down the middle, you get 9k. but let's be realistic. asian girls who wear blue contacts aren't exactly rolling top shelf. sure, it could be a rich korean girl with low self-esteem (redudnant?) who forewent enough lv leather goods saved to channel their allowance to get the work done. more than likely though, it's some low-rent asian skank who thinks real modeling takes place on showroom floors alongside shiny cars whose doors open upward.

let's say the latter outweighs the former 2-1. so weighted average: 7k. my referral fee as the optometrist for sending over the girl i just fitted for some tinted lenses, 10%. that's an extra $700 in my pocket. shit, that's like ten eye exams for giving them a business card!

seriously though (at least a little bit). i live in san francisco. we have plenty of asian girls. and among the plenty, there's a small percentage of those who feel blue contacts "enhance" their appearance (it looks awful by the way). and of that small percentage, 100% of them "needed" breast enhancement to complete their look into the illegitimate child conceived in a new york minute between fembot #1 and carlo from hoboken.

it's a weird world.