Saturday, June 06, 2009

slap. chop. good.

just saw the commercial for the slap chop. i'd heard it referenced before, but never actually seen the infomercial. i'm sure it sucks, but man does it look awesome. the spokesman -- who looks disturbingly similar to benicio del toro's character from the usual suspects -- does a terrific job of selling it and its myriad uses. salad add-ons, chopped vegetables, pizza toppings, you name it.

but how disturbing is it when the guy utters the line 'you'll love my nuts'. he's talking about chopping peanuts, walnuts, and the like. riiiiiiiiiight.

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