Monday, May 21, 2007

oscar v. spirit

with each year that passes, i lose more and more faith in the oscars. while the public cares about the academy awards 10x more than all the other awards shows combined, i'm of the opinion that the academy membership has shown a penchant for doing is choosing the wrong movie. i suspect their track record with actors is probably better, but let's not exaggerate their competence in this regard either. julia roberts, best actress for erin brockovich. unbelievably, that is no joke.

so with that in mind, i've decided to test whether the oscars even deserve the label best movie award, let alone best award overall (not that there's much competition outside of film, the grammys, are you fucking with me?). i'd say the last 11 years of best pictures should provide a rough indicator of recent performance.










































































Year Oscars ISPs Winner
2007 The Departed Little Miss Sunshine Oscars
2006 Crash Brokeback Mountain Spirits
2005 Million Dollar Baby Sideways Spirits
2004 LOTR: The Return of the King Lost in Translation Spirits
2003 Chicago Far from Heaven TBD
2002 A Beautiful Mind Memento Spirits
2001 Gladiator Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon Spirits
2000 American Beauty Election Oscars
1999 Shakespeare in Love Gods and Monsters TBD
1998 Titanic The Apostle TBD
1997 The English Patient Fargo TBD


by my count, that makes the score 5-2, spirits. i suppose the oscars could sweep the four undecided and earn the narrow victory, but the academy needs to be worried. after all, titanic would have been an all-time flub as a nominee, let alone a winner, and chicago wasn't exactly an inspired selection either. losing either of those matchups clinches the academy's loss.

the projected tally looks to end up 7-4 spirits. ouch, that's a drubbing.

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